20 Ways to Annoy Darth Vader

1. Ask him if he is wearing so much black because he is emo.
2. Ask him why he doesn’t have fangirls like Edward Cullen.
3. Ask him if he likes older men, if he says no, then ask why he’s into Palpatine.
4. Inform him that he shouldn’t be wearing a cape because cause the Phantom of the Opera is over.
5. Ask him if he has asthma
6. Inform him that “Vader” means father, and he’s not a very good one.
7. Start breathing heavily, and said “No, Luke, I am your mother.”
8. Press the buttons on his chest and ask him why the Playstation isn’t working.
9. Ask him if he’s getting it on with Grand Moff Tarkin
10. Ask him if any of the storm troopers are female.
11. When he denies it, say “That’s not what Luke said.”
12.  Ask him why he used to wear a ponytail.
13. Buy him a little Darth Vader action figure.
14. Force him to play LEGO Star Wars with you.
15. Ask him how he eats.
16. Inform him that Luke likes Obi-Wan Kenobi better than him.
17. Ask him if he does gymnastics to jump that high and flip.
18. Ask him he thinks Darth Maul is hot.
19. Ask him if he thinks the Death Star was a good investment.
20. Sing the Imperial March as loudly as you can whenever he’s around.