20 Ways to Annoy Han Solo

1. When you meet him act surprised when he has more than one hand.
2. Pronounce his name Hand Solo.
3. Dress up as an imperial pilot and ask to see his flyer’s license.
4. Ask him is he has something for Jabba the Hutt, call him a player, when he denies it. say “That’s not what your Jabba-poo said.”
5. Take his blaster and hold it up and make gun sounds.
6. Ask about Leia in front of Darth Vader and Luke.
7. Inquire about what he was feeling when Jabba made Leia dress up in a bikini.
8. Buy him “Wedding Planning for Dummies.”
9. Inform him that he looks cuter in LEGO Star Wars.
10. Hum “Across the Stars” whenever he’s around.
11. Inform him he looks like a cowboy.
12. Ask him if has a thing for hairy chics, when he says what are you talking about, say Chewbacca slowly.
13. Drag him to the Star Wars Spectacular at Comic-Con.
14. Inform that the stormtrooper costume he wore was meant for a female.
15. Start calling him Prince Solo to his face and behind his back.
16. Ask him if Harrison Ford is his brother.
17. Ask him what he thinks of Indiana Jones as far as looks goes.
18. Inform him that he changes his outfit too often.
19. Ask him if he’s overcompensating for something with the vest.
20. Instead of saying “Go F--- Yourself, say go freeze yourself