1. Ask him casually So, hows things with the old man
2. Inform him that he might be the main character but he doesnt have a girlfriend like Han Solo.
3. Inform him that Obi-Wan is too old for him, and hes a pedophile
4. Inform him that his twin sister Leia became a princess and hes poor farmboy.
5. Pronounce the E in Tatooine, when he corrects you say, What? Dont you see, in Spanish you have to roll your Rs
6. Ask him why can walk on the sky but not water.
7. Ask him if blondes really do have more from.
8. Ask if hes into necrophilia because all his lightsabers are of dead people
9. Inquire what he and Yoda did in Dagobah all by themselves.
10. Ask why he didnt give a fathers day card.
11. Ask why he didnt give a mothers day card.
12. Dress up in a black hood and say Luke come to the dark side when he brushes you off, call him hater.
13. Take 2 magnets and make them attract to each other, then call your self a Jedi Grandmaster.
14. After your display of the force, inform Luke that hes behind.
15. Buy him Lil Wayne and the Birdmans album Like Father, Like Son
16. Inform him that for the 2nd generation in a row, the Skywalker man cant hold onto their wife.
17. Ask him if hes favourite stone is Jade.
18. Ask him who wears the pants in the relationship.
19. Buy him a McCafé and call Luk-ay
20. Ask him after beating him in a game Whos Yo Daddy?