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1. Ask him casually “So, how’s things with the old man”
2. Inform him that he might be the main character but he doesn’t have a girlfriend like Han Solo.
3. Inform him that Obi-Wan is too old for him, and he’s a pedophile
4. Inform him that his twin sister Leia became a princess and he’s poor farmboy.
5. Pronounce the “E” in Tatooine, when he corrects you say, “What? Don’t you see, in Spanish you have to roll your “Rs”
6.  Ask him why can walk on the sky but not water.
7. Ask him if blondes really do have more from.
8. Ask if he’s into necrophilia because all his lightsabers are of dead people
9. Inquire what he and Yoda did in Dagobah all by themselves.
10. Ask why he didn’t give a father’s day card.
11. Ask why he didn’t give a mother’s day card.
12. Dress up in a black hood and say “Luke come to the dark side” when he brushes you off, call him hater.
13. Take 2 magnets and make them attract to each other, then call your self a Jedi Grandmaster.
14. After your “display” of the force, inform Luke that he’s behind.
15. Buy him Lil Wayne and the Birdman’s album “Like Father, Like Son”
16. Inform him that for the 2nd generation in a row, the Skywalker man can’t hold onto their wife.
17. Ask him if he’s favourite stone is Jade.
18. Ask him who wears the pants in the relationship.
19. Buy him a McCafé and call Luk-ay
20. Ask him after beating him in a game “Who’s Yo Daddy?”
last one for now. lol
goddessXofXlust Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009
i love this oneXD epic! lol
theChrisScott Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009  Student Photographer
lol thx
goddessXofXlust Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009
welcome :huggle:
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