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1. When you meet him act surprised when he has more than one hand.
2. Pronounce his name Hand Solo.
3. Dress up as an imperial pilot and ask to see his flyer’s license.
4. Ask him is he has something for Jabba the Hutt, call him a player, when he denies it. say “That’s not what your Jabba-poo said.”
5. Take his blaster and hold it up and make gun sounds.
6. Ask about Leia in front of Darth Vader and Luke.
7. Inquire about what he was feeling when Jabba made Leia dress up in a bikini.
8. Buy him “Wedding Planning for Dummies.”
9. Inform him that he looks cuter in LEGO Star Wars.
10. Hum “Across the Stars” whenever he’s around.
11. Inform him he looks like a cowboy.
12. Ask him if has a thing for hairy chics, when he says what are you talking about, say Chewbacca slowly.
13. Drag him to the Star Wars Spectacular at Comic-Con.
14. Inform that the stormtrooper costume he wore was meant for a female.
15. Start calling him Prince Solo to his face and behind his back.
16. Ask him if Harrison Ford is his brother.
17. Ask him what he thinks of Indiana Jones as far as looks goes.
18. Inform him that he changes his outfit too often.
19. Ask him if he’s overcompensating for something with the vest.
20. Instead of saying “Go F--- Yourself, say go freeze yourself
2. Pronounce his name Hand Solo.
3. Dress up as an imperial pilot and ask to see his flyer’s license.
4. Ask him is he has something for Jabba the Hutt, call him a player, when he denies it. say “That’s not what your Jabba-poo said.”
5. Take his blaster and hold it up and make gun sounds.
6. Ask about Leia in front of Darth Vader and Luke.
7. Inquire about what he was feeling when Jabba made Leia dress up in a bikini.
8. Buy him “Wedding Planning for Dummies.”
9. Inform him that he looks cuter in LEGO Star Wars.
10. Hum “Across the Stars” whenever he’s around.
11. Inform him he looks like a cowboy.
12. Ask him if has a thing for hairy chics, when he says what are you talking about, say Chewbacca slowly.
13. Drag him to the Star Wars Spectacular at Comic-Con.
14. Inform that the stormtrooper costume he wore was meant for a female.
15. Start calling him Prince Solo to his face and behind his back.
16. Ask him if Harrison Ford is his brother.
17. Ask him what he thinks of Indiana Jones as far as looks goes.
18. Inform him that he changes his outfit too often.
19. Ask him if he’s overcompensating for something with the vest.
20. Instead of saying “Go F--- Yourself, say go freeze yourself
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50 Ways To Annoy Anakin Skywalker
50 Ways To Annoy Anakin Skywalker
1. Follow him around. When he's not looking, laugh hysterically. When he looks at you, stop laughing and have a straight face. Refuse to tell him what you're laughing at. When he turns around again, continue laughing. Repeat.
2. When next to him, say out loud how good a couple Padme and Obi Wan make.
3. Constantly remind him of all his mistakes. (E.g: "Hey Annie, remember when you killed all those Tuskans Raiders?")
4. Tug on his hair. Run and hide. Repeat.
5. Think of a catchy, yet annoying theme song for him. Constantly sing it or hum it around him. Double points if you can get him to hum it as well. T
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20 Ways to Annoy Grievous
1. Hug him.
2. Get some of his fangirls onto his ship.
3. Yell "DADDY!" and give him a hug.
4. Do number 3, but yell "MOMMY!" instead.
5. Get a droid to do number 3, 4, or both.
6. Paint "I Love Jedi" on his cape.
7. Do number 2, but tape a "Free Hugs" sign to his cape.
8. Tell him that Obi-Wan likes him.
9. Throw a party at his lair. Be sure to invite ALL of the Jedi and Clone Troopers.
10. Paint him pink.
11. Steal his lightsabers.
12. Replace his lightsabers with toy ones.
13. Sing "I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves" as loud as you can over the intercom on his ship. Try to get a droid to do it. Get as many droids as
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50 Ways to Annoy G. Grievous
50 WAYS TO ANNOY GENERAL GRIEVOUS
1. Follow him for about 5 minutes, then randomly scream "GENERAL GRIEVOUS!" and hide before his turns around. Repeat until he finds you.
2. Decorate his cape with white frills and flowers. When he questions you about it, tell him you thought he was getting married.
3. Scribble all over the outside and inside of his ship.
4. Follow General Grievous around in his spaceship and frequently ask where the bathroom is.
5. Ask him if he smokes.
6. Constantly ask him if he needs a hug.
7. Throw rocks at him. When he turns around and questions you, pretend you have no idea what he's talking about.
8. Tell him O
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not as funny, defineatly, but hey, if you like SW even a little bit itlll be not a bad laugh.
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